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Mission 003 - Training | Mission Blog


By Ev Eric

Photo by Hajo Licensed CC BY 2.0

To: ALL OPERATIVES, BLACK TIGERS, GOLD TIGERS
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Training Mission: Avoid Self-Elevation Apparatus
Sensitivity: Top Secret

CONTENTS:
OVERVIEW
AFFECTED AREAS
AWARDS OF MERIT

OVERVIEW

There are an estimated 900,000 elevators and 50,000 escalators in the United States. that's a lot of machinery that makes you stand around while you get where you want to go. For operatives like us who are faster than the typical civilian, these "conveniences" actually waste a lot of time while we wait for their pedantic ascent to our destination. As a training exercise this week, you will take stairs.

AFFECTED: AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Skip the elevator and the escalator in favor of stairs. For bonus training intensity, take 2 or even 3 steps at a time. This should get you to your destination more quickly. High rise express elevators may be quicker, but they're only going to keep you sedentary

AWARDS OF MERIT

Awards will be given and posted to the profiles to those who perform the following acts of courage and valor over the next 7 days. In order to receive an award, you must have an account at www.OperationConquer.com.

  1. Medal Of Honor
    Avoiding all elevators and escalators for the next 7 days
    Convincing 5 other people to sign up and take the stairs for at least 5 days
  2. Distinguished Service Medal
    Taking only stairs for the next 7 days
  3. Bronze Star
    Taking stairs in a hostile zone: in a building where stairs are very inconveniently placed
  4. Silver Star
    Convincing a citizen to take the stairs
  5. Legion of Merit
    Get 5 citizens to sign up at www.OperationConquer.com and join the mission
  6. Recruiting Ribbon
    Get 5 citizens to sign up at www.OperationConquer.com
  7. Purple Heart
    An enemy or circumstances force you to take an elevator or escelator against your will


You have seven days from the posting of this mission to complete and present your mission report in the comments section below.


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Ev Eric Jun 11, 2014 - 6:09 AM
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