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Mission 002 - Defense | Mission Blog


By Ev Eric

Water Spire by likeablerodent / CC BY-SA 4.0

To: ALL OPERATIVES, BLACK TIGERS, GOLD TIGERS
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Defensive Mission: Poisoned Drink Supply
Sensitivity: Top Secret

CONTENTS:

  1. OVERVIEW
  2. AFFECTED MATERIALS
  3. UNAFFECTED MATERIALS
  4. AWARDS OF MERIT

1. OVERVIEW

Operatives are reporting that the enemy has successfully executed a plan to poison the entire drink supply of the nation. All drinks have been contaminated and could result in severe illness or the inability to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

All operatives, black tigers, and gold tigers are advised to only drink water, as the enemy has been unable to break our defenses against the water supply.

All sodas are contaminated. Tea and coffee imports have been under protection from us as well and are fine.

Here are lists of affected and unaffected items

2. AFFECTED: AVOID AT ALL COSTS

  • Any beverage with High Fructose Corn Syrup
  • Sodas
  • Fruit Drinks
  • Sports Drinks
  • Alcoholic beverages

AFFECTED SWEETENERS (see exceptions below):
Refined Sugar, Aspertame, Sucralose

3. UNAFFECTED: ACCEPTABLE FOR CONSUMPTION

  • Water
  • Water taste enhancers (ex: MIO, which is produced by operatives. It stands for MISSION IN OPERATION.)
  • 100% Fruit juice not from concentrate
  • Unsweetened Tea, to which you may add your own unaffected sweeteners

UNAFFECTED SWEETENERS:
Stevia, Coconut Sugar, Pure Cane Sugar, Pure Maple Sugar, Honey

AWARDS OF MERIT (Click each award to see the medal)

Awards will be given and posted to the profiles to those who perform the following acts of courage and valor over the next 7 days. In order to receive an award, you must have an account at www.OperationConquer.com.

  1.  Medal Of Honor 
    Drinking Only Water for the next 7 days
    Get 5 citizens to sign up at www.OperationConquer.com and join the mission
  2.  Defense Distinguished Service Medal 
    Drinking only water for the next 7 days
  3.  Bronze Star 
    Drinking only water in a hostile zone: restaurant, alcoholic beverage establishment
  4.  Silver Star 
    Convincing a citizen to drink water instead of another drink
  5.  Legion of Merit 
    Get 5 citizens to sign up at www.OperationConquer.com and join the mission
  6.  Recruiting Ribbon (not a medal)
    Get 5 citizens to sign up at www.OperationConquer.com
  7.  Purple Heart 
    An enemy or circumstances force you to consume a contaminated beverage against your will


You have seven days from the posting of this mission to complete and present your mission report in the comments section below.





Note: the use of Militay Medals in this exercise is by no means intended to be disrespectful to the men and women of the Armed Forces who have earned these medals in the call of duty. At Operation: Conquer, we have the deepest respect for our armed forces and use this symbolism in our fight against obesity and the diseases which take many lives each year as a result.


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AnnieBW Apr 14, 2014 - 2:35 AM
I drank water, decaf coffee with honey and almond milk and yesterday had a bit of 100% apple juice not from concentrate. Mission accomplished and I'll keep up with it :-) !!!
AnnieBW Apr 14, 2014 - 2:35 AM
I drank water, decaf coffee with honey and almond milk and yesterday had a bit of 100% apple juice not from concentrate. Mission accomplished and I'll keep up with it :-) !!!
Ev Eric Apr 14, 2014 - 7:15 AM
Awesome! I will be awarding your medals soon!
Good job Black Tiger!

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